All and Sundry
A blog about nothing and everything but mostly just squee.
This is not spoiler free blog. I try to tag but I am not perfect!-
Can we just talk about the book-canon ages of the dwarves during the Battle of Azanulbizar?
So, here we’ve got baby Thorin,...
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I literally gasped
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AU MEME » LOTR as a dark & violent thriller » “The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.”
How would you call a city infected by carcinogenic and ambitious men, feeding off the strenght of its citizens, weakening them slowly by taking away jobs, peace, dreams and hope? A city dying, mirroring the living dead that inhabited its streets.? A city so corrupted that its only prerogative is its own survival and self perpetuation? A city in the hands -and claws- of a rotten soul?
Welcome to Middletown.
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Fan Challenge: Five of Ten Male Characters: Faramir
I would not take this thing, if it lay by the highway. Not were Minas Tirith falling in ruin and I alone could save her, so, using the weapon of the Dark Lord for her good and my glory. No, I do not wish for such triumphs, Frodo son of Drogo.
LOTR Illustrated Guitar by Vivian Xiao
Exquisitely detailed enough to be crafted in the forest realm of Lothlórien, this beauteous guitar was not forged by elf nor man, but by 16 year Vivian Xiao with sharpie markers! Depicting Nazgul, Minas Tirith, and even the all-seeing Eye of Sauron, this divinely-engraved instrument could surely inspire even more Led Zeppelin songs. Check put Vivian’s website for details on purchasing and commissions.
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this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life and puts my guitar-decorating attempts to shame
I have never been attracted to a guitar before this moment and just… wow. Hello, beautiful.
*deep breathing* I MUST HAVE THIS AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY GUITAR
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30 days of Lord of the Rings. Day 17→ A scene that makes you cringe.
#ok this scene is supposed to be bittersweet and happy and all but there was NO NEED to sit there and guffaw at each other for half an hour i mean help i’m drowning in cheese. #it’s like frodo wakes up and gandalf’s standing there and frodo’s like ‘gaaandaaaalf?’ and gandalf’s like ‘HO HO HO’ and frodo’s like ‘HEE HEE HEE’ and they continue that for 2 minutes and then merry and pippin come in and jump on poor frodo’s bed i mean isn’t he injured that would kind of hurt but all the meanwhile gandalf’s still there like ‘HO HO HO’ while merry and pippin beat up poor injured frodo and then gimli comes in and i mean look at gimli he just goes insane at the sight of frodo and goes ‘WAY-HAY-HAY HO HO HA ZIPPA-DEE-DOO-DAH’ and throws his hands up in celebration and then legolas comes in and does nothing because he’s an elf and frodo doesn’t seem to remember who he is and gandalf’s still like ‘HO HO HO’ and then aragorn comes in with this creepy/sexy smile that makes him look like he’s about to ravish frodo right there and then sam comes in and finally there’s a sane moment but meanwhile your eyes have already started to bleed and you’ve started to wonder if this long journey has messed with their minds or WHAT
I’m wasted on cross-country! We Dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.
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I’m wasted on cross-country! We Dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.
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Hobbits: Insensitive little pricks
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It’s ok, Gimli. It’s not manliness that makes good friends.
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THANK YOU. Jesus, why doesn’t anyone listen to Tumorface?!
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welcome gimli, son of glóin, to valinor
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